Liberal Arts Blog — Bob Newhart: Abe Lincoln, King Kong, and the Air Traffic Controller
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Today’s Topic: Bob Newhart (1939 — ): Abe Lincoln, King Kong, and the Air Traffic Controller
Newhart is best known for his “deadpan and slightly stammering delivery style.” His “straight man” monologue usually portrays one side of a conversation. Today, I have chosen three samples. The first involves an air traffic controller, a radar screen and a head set, the second Abe Lincoln at Gettysburg with his press agent, and the third King Kong and a security guard’s first night on the job at the Empire State Building. Experts — please chime in. Correct, elaborate, elucidate.
THE AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER
1. “You haven’t seen United 209 up there anywhere have you?”
2. “No, don’t call us, we’ll call you.”
3. “Could you identify yourself?”
NB: “You can’t miss us we’re the first international airport on your right.”
ABE LINCOLN VERSUS MADISON AVENUE
1. Newhart plays a press agent who “talks his client into keeping his beard and stove pipe hat and into not changing “Four score and seven years ago” into “eighty-seven years” for his upcoming Gettysburg Address.”
2. “Oh you know those small Pennsylvania towns. You seen one you seen them all.”
3. “Abe you haven’t changed the speech have you?”
NB: “Abe that’s meant to be a grabber….Abe we test marketed that…they went out of their minds…”
KING KONG AND THE NEW SECURITY GUARD
1. Have you ever been through an orientation program before beginning a new job?
2. Did you ever have the experience that the program did not adequately prepare you for it?
3. What would you do if…..?
NB: “I don’t care what you do just get the ape off the building.”
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